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Okay, you may have been thinking that it's been a bit since I've changed anything here. Well, to put your mind at ease: you're right.
Ordinarily I do try to make at least some changes here on occasion, but lately, (for the last six months to be exact) there have been things cropping up that just keep bumping this down on my list of priorities.
I am attempting to rectify the situation, though. Over vacation and during the previous few weeks, I've spent a foolishly large amount of time on updates to this page, and I am making progess. Unfortunately, the updates I envision are quite extensive, and in all honesty I'm not going to finish anytime soon. To appease you briefly however, I have added a few new humor articles to my collection.
Here's what you've got to choose from so far.
First and foremost, of course, is the entertainment...
My Humor Pages - A collection of the wackiest, funniest, and quite possibly dumbest bits of humor to be found. Updated 7/5/98
Then, the other important aspect of life, science fiction.
Sliders - Set your timer, and get ready for a wild ride into another world! Updated 5/19/97
Dark Skies - The truth isn't out there, it's right in front of your face. Updated 7/2/97
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Last Modified Sunday, July 5, 1998
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