Windows: Just another pain in the glass.
Double your drive-space: delete Windows!
Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Neither did I!
Windows: Turn your Pentium into an XT...
Windows: The Gates of hell.
Windows - The colorful clown suit for DOS.
Windows '95 is out! (PC Magazine, April 2013)
MS-Windows could use yet another liposuction.
Windows: XT emulator for an AT.
Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done.
OS/2 VirusScan -- "Windows found: Remove it? [Y,n]"
Windows 95: New look, same multicrashing.
Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.
Help! There are Windows everywhere! In my car, my house.
Microsoft's marketing: "Windows is SEMI-shareware"
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Time on your hands? Get Windows!
"Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekcer, wurks grate"
Microsoft Windows ... a virus with mouse support.
Microsoft gives you Windows ... OS/2 gives you the whole house.
News flash: Microsoft announces Visual Edlin for Windows.
Sorry, this virus requires Microsoft Windows 3.x
A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
Are you using Windows or is that just an XT?
Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows.
Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows!
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows.
DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1 - A turtle and its shell.
DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1
Data to Picard: "No, Captain, I do NOT run WINDOWS!"
Despite my car having windows, it still isn't mouse driven!
Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.
Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
Error 005: Windows loading - come back tomorrow
Exhibitionists love Windows.
Father, forgive me, I've been caught using Windows...
Have you crashed your Windows today?
I can't wait for EDLIN to be ported for Windows.
I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.
I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying...
If I wanted Windows, I'd live in a greenhouse!
If Windows is user-friendly, why do you need a 678-page manual?
If Windows sucked it would be good for something.
Masochist: Windows programmer with a smile!
My latest screen saver: Curtains for Windows.
New Windows 4.0: programmed in Turbo Logo++
New from McAfee: WinScan - Removes all Windows programs.
OS/2 ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
Out of disk space - Delete Windows ? [Y]es [H]ell yes!
Relax ... you are entering a windows free zone.
Some windows were made to be broken.
Windows - so intuitive you only need a meg of help files!
Windows 3.1 - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
Windows 3.1 vs OS/2 = Michael Jackson vs Mike Tyson.
Windows 95 will be released as soon as Windows 3.1 finishes loading.
Windows Multitasking: screwing up several things at once.
Windows NT: Nice Try.
Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.
Windows - A solitaire game that requires 16 MB of RAM and a HD.
Windows has the ability to screw up two things at the same time!
Windows? We don't need no stinking Windows!