Sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells, starting at "dashing
through the snow..."
Nine-tenths of a gig, biggest ever seen, God this program's big--- MS-Word 15! Comes on ten CD's, and requires -- damn! Word is fine but jeez -- 60 megs of RAM?! Oh! Microsoft, Microsoft, Bloatware all the way! I've sat here installing Word since breakfast yesterday! Oh! Microsoft, Microsoft, Moderation, please. Guess you hadn't noticed, four-gig drives don't grow on trees!