Computer Humor

 

A nifty collection of anti-just-about-everything to do with computers. Most of these are slams on Windows 95, but not all of them.

Just for the record, I use Windows 95 myself, and in all fairness it does work most of the time. But that's only because I perform regular preventive maintenance and other interesting little repairing and editing utilities to keep my computer in top shape. Windows 95 does have its share of problems though, and I'd be lying if I said it never annoyed me at all, or caused massive data loss at unhealthy moments. Oh well...that's why I also maintain a strict backup routine.

Without further ado...


 

Programmer's Responses to Bugs - Hey, programs don't ALWAYS work the first time... Added 7/5/98

Why Computers are Male/Female - A comparison of computer gender behavior. Added 7/5/98

UNIX Christmas Song - A UNIX compiled version of a well known song.

Office Lingo in the Internet Age - Times change, and shop talk changes too.

Preparing the Microsoft TV Dinner - Detailed instructions on making your supper.

PC Terms - Further definitions for the computing masses.

The Cat in the Hat's Technical Advice - Exactly what the name implies.

Drive 95 - An announcement of the release of the new Car Operating System.

50 Ways to Scare People in the Computer Lab - No explanation necessary...

The DOS 10 Commandments - The laws of DOS usage.

If OS's Drove Cars - What driving would be like if cars were ran by computers.

If OS's Were Airlines - The safest way to travel? Not hardly...

If OS's Were Beers - A look at what the alcoholic beverage industry would be like if it were taken over by computer companies.

If OS's Were Cars - Forget cars being run by computers, what if they were computers?

Is Windows a Virus? - An analysis and comparison of the two.

What Windows 95 Really Means - The true definition of the name.

The Lord of the Rings Meets Microsoft - Sauron's plans for world domination were bad enough, now this?

Windows Quotes - Various one-liners about Windows and Windows 95.

IBM Marketing Article - A newspaper article demonstrating IBM's incredible marketing abilities and sales potential in other parts of the world.

Microsoft Christmas Carol - A song that the guys at MS sing at their Christmas parties.

Viruses - A bunch of interestingly laughable computer viruses.

Computer Experts Glossary - A brief list of terms.

If Microsoft Started Making Cars... - Self explanitory.

The Creation According to Microsoft - Words escape me...

If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft - You think it's hard to find good service now?

Computers in the Movies - It's too bad us regular mortals can't get our hands on some of these...


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Updated Sunday, July 5, 1998