Things That Will Never Happen
on Star Trek


1. The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type it has encountered several times before.

2. The Enterprise goes to visit a remote outpost of scientists, who are all perfectly ok.

3. Some of the crew visits the holodeck, and it works perfectly.

4. The crew is struck by a mysterious plauge, for which the only cure can be found in the well stocked sickbay.

5. A power surge on the bridge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by the highly trained and competent engineering staff.

6. The crew is captured by a vastly superior alien race which does not put them on trial.

7. The crew is captured by an inferior alien race which they easily pacify with candy and sweets.

8. A major Starfleet emergency breaks out near the Enterprise, but some other ships in the area are able to deal with it.


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